2010 Scottish Benelli Gathering

[Borat]

Originally Posted by Big Bad Al

Fraser,
Following on from Bobs thread ....
Here I am lyng in bed wearing the ex girlfriends peep hole bra stuffed with rugby socks and wearing a gimp mask watching some downright filthy porn whilst trying to stuff a bombay bad boy pot noodle through the zipper at the mouth, wearing a beach towel that I've made into a man sized nappy after having filled it with what looks like a few well melted lion bars and dripping hot wax on my legs while I scream obsceneties at myself and occasionally whipping my bare chest with jaggy nettles and wearing one black sock.

Nah only kidding mate, all my black socks are in the wash

Al

OMG I just laughed so hard I think some wee came out! You need help

[bobw]

OMG!! Serious or not? A glimpse into the mind of Al Shock~Horror

[fyule]

absolutely peed myself!

Dear god, that has put the most awful image into my head, this will take a while to fade.

Goes the gimp mask have an '8 ball on a chain' for your gob?

Fraser

[ROBFM]

Who needs to go on any S&M sites when you can get plenty of ideas here !

Oh well, I'm offski to buy some Black Socks !

[kiddy]

Just back from a wee blast to Roy Bridge, where I checked out the hotel and sleeping accomodation, I'm now cancelling the b&b I booked and taking one of the attic rooms in rob roy hotel, they are 3 rooms with 3,4 and 5 beds in each room (total 12 beds) with a wee lounge/kitchen and shower rooms, basic but dam fine for £12.50. No-one has mentioned the Lodge at rear of hotel which has 28 beds self catering and looks really good if we book exclusive use of lodge its £250 per night regardless of number of beds or we could just book individual at £12.50 per night The Homagen B&B is directly opposite hotel, all looks really good and food looks good too, the local cop is a biker as he was admiring my bike and we had a right good chat, hes got an Aprillia mille which he said allegedally goes rather fast! I think it would be better if we all stayed on the same site whether it be attic/lodge or hotel rooms, They cant take bookings today as Becky who deals with bookings isnt around today but will be available tomorrow (monday) so I'm gonna call tomorrow

[Big Bad Al]

Originally Posted by kiddy

the local cop is a biker as he was admiring my bike and we had a right good chat, hes got an Aprillia mille which he said allegedally goes rather fast!

Let's hope he's on his days off when we're there so we could get him to join us for a blast. That little piece of paper from the home office that he carries around authorising him to go at whatever speed he feels is adequate at the time should come in handy if we get to go out for a jaunt or two

Al

[kiddy]

I spoke to owner of hotel today and booked my attic room and she says that the 28 bed lodge is at present available as well as attic rooms so plenty room at the Inn (why pay £30 a night elsewhere?)

[Laurencewhite]

(why pay £30 a night elsewhere?)

Errrrm, to get away from your snoring. Remember who was sharing with you at Rogart

[n33ly]

Originally Posted by Laurencewhite

Errrrm, to get away from your snoring. Remember who was sharing with you at Rogart

Haha.. Earplugs Mr White! I always carry a few sets on bike trips.. not to wear on the bike but just to use in Bed!

[kiddy]

Originally Posted by Laurencewhite

Errrrm, to get away from your snoring. Remember who was sharing with you at Rogart

Point Taken so who wants to have a whip round to make sure I aint sharing a room with them and put me in a B&B far away then