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Motorcycles are better than women because:
Motorcycle curves never sag
Motorcycles don't get pregnant
Motorcycles don't have parents to contend with
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong
You can kick a motorcycle to wake it up
You can share your mototrcycle with your friends
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it
Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden
When riding you and your motorcycle always arrive at the same time
Motorcycles don't mind if you buy motorcycle magazines
If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it
If you say things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again
You can ride you motorcycle until YOU get sore
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider
Your motorcycle never wants to go out with other motorcycles
Motorcycles don't care if you are late
You don't have to shower before riding your motorcycle
Its OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle
If you get a new motorcycle you don't have to keep sending money to the old one

OR IF YOU ARE A LAiDEEE:
1. Men are like ..Laxatives..... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are likePopcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 

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well done dave

5 stars mate.............had me in stitches..............i am sending this to soon going to divorce the shit out of you wife no 2.......
 
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