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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
To mark my 600th post of trivial crap on these forums I have decided to run a little competition;)
Whoever can come up with the best lines for the following verse will win £50, $124 AU dollars, $97 US dollars, ƒ163 NLG or whatever the currency is where you live8)

So ..... here's the verse.....


Roses are red
Violets are blue
..........
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The closing date is not set yet but who gives a damn:lol It's my comp and I can do what I like:rollin

Al8)


PS. Dont bother with the line

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Your mother's a stunner
What happened to you.


That one is saved for my next valentines card8)
 
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Discussion Starter · #2 ·
Re: It's competition time folks!!!!

You'r 'bonkers' Al!!!!

....but what the hell, here goes:-

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>If yours where half the colours that mine where I bet you S**T yourself!<hr></blockquote>
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lloyd crashed his TRE
now his 'nuts' are a strange hue

please send the winnings to ..........<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif" />
 
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Discussion Starter · #3 ·
lines

Roses are red
viloets are blue
Its true Lloyd crashed his Tre
And he can no longer screw!
 
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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
hey hey

Roses are Red.
Voilets are Blue.
Benelli's after sales service sucks arse.
And their cam chain tenesioners too.
;)
 
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Discussion Starter · #5 ·
Re: hey hey

:hat

Ho, Ho very funny guy's! I might as well tack the p**s out of myself too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who needs the snip
When crashing will do!!

:lol :lol :lol
 
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Discussion Starter · #6 ·
How about:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Owning a Benelli
Makes life stressful....boo hoo !

:)
 
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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
I like my Benelli Yellow
How about YOU
:)
P.S. how many goes can I have ?
 
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Discussion Starter · #9 ·
Free money

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Black and silver ones are best
Mr Colintornadoo

ah well, at least the 11,440.04 yen is safe :D
 
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Discussion Starter · #10 ·
P.S. how many goes can I have ?
You can have as many as you want matey;)

I'll end the competition next Friday and I'll get the girlfriend to pick the winner:)

There is one that I like more than the rest but a couple have made me snort little boggies outta my nose when I've read them:rollin

Al8)
 
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Discussion Starter · #11 ·
********PICK ME - PICK ME*********

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>You can have as many as you want <hr></blockquote>Roses are red
Violets are blue
If Annie picks the right 'winner'
I'll split the £50 with you <img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif" />

(Yeah, I know I'm a crawler)

Or how about...

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>FINALLY GETTING MY BIKE BACK......It's only been over 5-1/2 months<hr></blockquote>Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gary's bike's been away so long
It's now covered in mildew

Or even...

Roses are red
Violets are blue(ish)
Benelli's customer service
Is as poor as pish

(Thought that you'd appreciate that one Al)<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif" />

NOTE:- For all our non-Scottish viewers, please see 'Scots' <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pish" target="_new">link</a>

(.....but whatever you do, if you are a 'homeless person', don't click on the 'reekin o pish' link)
 
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Discussion Starter · #12 ·
congrats al on your achievment ..... how about this one....


Roses are red
Benelli's are green
Al's girlfriends pissed off
She wanted a washing machine


:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :
 
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Discussion Starter · #13 ·
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Went for a ride in the gales today
Now Gilly smells of poo



Could i win plz as i need the money for rent deposit as home is no longer a safe place to be.
 
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Discussion Starter · #15 ·
Al, you crack me up! I snorted a few boogies myself reading some of these.... :rollin

Here ya go:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I broke my leg,
Lucky not my Tre too!
 
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Discussion Starter · #16 ·
:hat

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I own a Nelli
Like all of you do

Sometimes it's great
and nothing but fun
Sometimes it ain't
It's a pain in the bum

When you want parts
you wait for months
The dealers they think
that we are all dunce!

We put up with all
through thick and the thin
Although sometimes we
think of packing it in!

We stick with it though
cause were not like the rest
Riding Italian
is simply the best!


Gosh, I think the poet is coming out of me!:lol :lol :lol
:lol
 
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Discussion Starter · #17 ·
What have you started here Al - Poets Corner?

It’s easy to see Lloyd has some time on his hands
He’s now writing poetry for the rest of the band
But if I was him, I’d be making some tea
and working out how I’m going to pay for that MV
;)

 
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Discussion Starter · #18 ·
What have you started here Al - Poets Corner?

:hat

I've got to admit that I have spare time
so I'm making sure that these verses rhyme
But I don't recommend that you have a crash
so you can write poems for some lovely cash!:rollin :rollin

:p Great picture Laurence. You have to admit the MV is stunning!
 
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Discussion Starter · #19 ·
Re: What have you started here Al - Poets Corner?

Oh my dear lord, just what have I done?
We're all speaking in rhymes and not natural tongue.
Once we were men, all leather clad,
Now we write poems and I find that sad.

Is this what we've reduced ourselves to,
Over a few measley quid that I knicked from my mums pension:rollin :rollin

Al8)
 
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Discussion Starter · #20 ·
Re: What have you started here Al - Poets Corner?

:hat

I don't think that is something to mention
that you knicked the money from your mum's pension.
I also find that it's really sad
but if I win the money I'll really be glad!

At the moment my coffers are empty
and I need to save up for my new MV
So gimmi the money and stop your wingeing
stop wasting it on your JD bingeing

Try to cut down on your drinking JD
drink something cheeper like a good cup of tea
Then the money you save can be put to good use
like buying me my bike to use and abuse!:lol

We really have to stop this:eek: :lol :lol
 
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