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Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking mates 4.2

which I had used for years without problems. However, there appeared to

be a conflict between these two products and the only solution was to attempt

running Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other

applications, such as Lads night out 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, But it had many bugs and left

A virus in my system forcing me to shutdown completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time

only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they cause

severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover this product soon had

to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources it does come

bundled with Free Sex Plus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade I

discovered that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. any

mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not

be deleted, they then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter and can,

without warning, launch Turbo Strop and Whinge. These latter products have no

help files so you have to try and guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring

Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be

re-installed every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child

processes that drain all resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me

that they are an illegal operation.

Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law which

cannot be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2004 but there could be

problems, a friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2004 it tends to delete all of your money before

uninstalling itself.........

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