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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
I popped up to see NJAY (Nigel) today on the Tre as the weather was quite nice and I know that there probably isn't that long to go before the bike will be locked up for the winter. Anyway, we met at the service station and I followed Nige in his car back to his house. I didn't feel any tinge of manlove for him until the bugger pulled his yellow and black RS out of the garage:eek :eek What a bloody stunning bike he has. Carbon this, carbon that, little stickers here, big stickers there, little shiney bits everywhere:lol
That's when I seriously thought about having his babies:lol
Just like Laurence's bike, it was spotless. Not a speck of dirt to be seen anywhere. (Made my bike look like some filthy whore:( )

Now I'm back home, I'm trying to fathom out a way for me to get Nige to leave his girlfriend (top lass by the way) and to let me move in with him:p

I'm going to have a very large JD and coke to help steady my nerves and then I'm going to slip into something more comfortable and send Nige the pics to his mobie phone:b
(He'll succumb to my advances one way or another:p )

Al8)
 
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Discussion Starter · #2 ·
Al you Bugger:rollin

Mate you usually love the nelli even more when you have a nice piece of tail sitting on it with her tits pointing at your face:rollin

Good luck with Nige:lol
 
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Re: It's official !!!!

'Gay Boy' it is then Al !!!! (I was wondering why you kept asking me to pick up those tools when I was working on your bike)<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif" />

By the way, have you ever thought about using one of <a href="http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2637/toothbrush1ig0.jpg" target="_new">these</a> to clean your bike?<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif" />
 
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Re: It's official !!!!

you usually love the nelli even more when you have a nice piece of tail sitting on it with her tits pointing at your face:rollin
Tax, that would surely mean that either she is sitting on the tank facing me, I'm riding the bike backwards or she has exceedingly large gazoombahs:rollin I'll go with the last option:lol

Al8)
 
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Discussion Starter · #5 ·
So who is the current pin up

Al,

I must say you have been mighty quite on serving up some new poon tah for us to ogle at:rollin

So you must be a busy boy with that tooth brush :rollin
 
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Discussion Starter · #6 ·
Re: So who is the current pin up

I'll try and post some piccies later on Tax as I'm not 'Jacked up' enough yet. I'm just waiting on the girlfriend bringing me a bottle home on her way back from work:smokin :smokin

Al:D
 
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Discussion Starter · #7 ·
Re: So who is the current pin up

Dear Sir(s),
I have just read this post and i am outraged at the suggestion of any improper behaviour as suggested by Big Al.
I have served my Queen & country and come from a distinguished and noble family who are proud to form the backbone of this once great country.
Yours Sincerely.
NJAY "bulldog" Childs (Major retd)
wearing a manly jumper, rugged trousers, stout walking shoes and a lovely matching set of La Sensa champagne undies with contrasting rose-pink lace & bow detail work.
 
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Re: So who is the current pin up

What is really worrying here is the fact that you seem to have described a pair of designer knickers better than some designers could;)

Al8)
 
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Re: So who is the current pin up

uh em!

I must say you British gentlemen have a way about you:rollin
 
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