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..... that more and more of my posts are turning to the subject of sex even when the initial post has had nothing to do with sex in the first place. So, I've decided to do something about this and try and get myself on the straight and narrow. I will try and replace all sexy words with the names of sweets to make my posts more innocent shall we say, and try to get myself established as a more 'serious' poster:rolling:

Right, now that I've got that off my wine gums, I'm off for a quick sherbert fountain:rolling:

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Al you need to get yourself a wee curly wurly, one that will do the tootie frutti for you

Im just off for a mars bar:D
 

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I knew that things were getting bad when I was watching an episode of Cheers the other day and I thought that Carla was worth a 'Toblerone':eek:

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thoughts of 'the last Rolo' or my personal favourite the one with THE sexy rabbit. Now what was that about?
 

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Jessica Rabbit ... in ONE :clap:
and def a Phwoarrr!
 

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Did you know (I'm gonna sound like a real pervert here) that when they made 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' there was a single frame in that animated film were you could see Jessica Rabbit's Cholcolate Orange? I'll have a look for it and see if I can find it anywhere;)

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Found it!

This is an actual still from the film ...




Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap:rolling:

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Did you know (I'm gonna sound like a real pervert here) that when they made 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' there was a single frame in that animated film were you could see Jessica Rabbit's Cholcolate Orange? I'll have a look for it and see if I can find it anywhere;)

Al:D
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :doh:

you really do have to much time on your hands

anyone got any gob stoppers!
 

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I'd seen that a while back Rob and I loved it. Don't know why, I just did;)

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keep your wabbit its Lindsay Lohan for me:D
 

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I really think we need to have a whip round to get Al a ride, sounds like desperation is (has) set in. Is there a village bike near you Al?

Oh Rob, pictures of your hairdresser please, the slightly orange one, I only saw the rear end but I think we should all get to see the front.

cheers, Fraser
 

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I really think we need to have a whip round to get Al a ride, sounds like desperation is (has) set in. Is there a village bike near you Al?

Oh Rob, pictures of your hairdresser please, the slightly orange one, I only saw the rear end but I think we should all get to see the front.

cheers, Fraser
Oh yes Fraser, my appologies for being distracted when you visited ;) , I'll see what I can do ! :D It's a bloody nightmare having a shop next door to a Beauty Salon ! :doh:

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No probs rob, I understand the pressures there. It certainly explains the puddles of drool, at least I hope it was drool:rolling:
 

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Lads, in case you have forgotten I started this thread to try and become a more 'serious' poster and now you want to have a whip round to try and get me laid. Well if that's what you want to do then feel free. Just get enough for a bottle of Smirnoff as that's what my ol' dear drinks:rolling:

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On a similar theme, I found THIS ! Then Click on the Harry Potter Parodie !

That Hermione has swelled out pretty good ! hehe, ;)
:( :( Don't know who's the saddest :(
I watched ALL of that clip, waiting for something. Amusing, but nothing happened!
 
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