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We had a very successful Joke thread on the SV1000 website that I used to (and still do) subscribe to and thought it would be good to see how it would take off on here!

So here go's with the first one....




The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At
the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
you were the one who invented the
Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution and can't run without
a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally
spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to
professional, you have some major design flaws
in your invention:


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion



2. It chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!


"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed
in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours!"
 
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Hey tornado tre, not a joke I’m afraid..................... I had a sv1000s in silver (the fastest colour) loved it to bits, drilled out the caps on the cans sounded brilliant I love the power and noise of a v twin motor, toured trouble free :p all round France on it aaaaahhhhhhh.......... memories.......mmmmm.....to think of it I have got a joke and ..............its this government and its relentless persecution of bikers. (Well all hard working people actually)
Ouch politics time to go.
 
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Bad Jokes

Two cannibals are tucking into a clown one night when one turns to the other and say's ..... Does this taste funny to you?
:lol

Two snowmen are standing in a field when one turns to the other and say's .... Can you smell carrots?
:lol

(Sorry lads, I couldn't resist)

Al

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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a
flower shop, where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying
flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting
flowers?"
The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next
three
days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase"?
 
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