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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
>> Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this
>> time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
>> Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
>> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became
>> a prostitute...."
>> "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
>> to this family."
>> "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
>> fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate
>> for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy,
>> the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
>> outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and
>> an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht
>> in the Riviera, and...."
>> "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
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>> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
>> "! Be go to blazes! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye
>> said, 'a protestant.' Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
 
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