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I will not be posting any new threads for the next two weeks as tomorrow :jig: I'm off to sunny Southern India to get some warmth into my metal work. :rolling: I though I would give you all something to chuckle at whilst I'm away, so we have Jokes & funnies 2 in my album!

Try to be good whilst I'm away and I will look forward to getting back on the forum when I get back.;)

http://www.benelliforum.com/gallery/lloydbenton_jokesfunnies2
 

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Lloyd - Have a nice holiday in India- the sun should work a treat on your arthritic joints ! :doh:

Can you bring us a stick of rock back please??? :rolling:

Catch you soon

Kurt
 

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Another boring day at work - some jokey emails I have been sent in the past couple of weeks -

I gonna head home now and get out on the bike for an hour :D


Smart ass answers:
1.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no
other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I
was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The
entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes
her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

2.
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes
up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is
right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are
backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of
his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips
and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering
this bridge and ran out of gas
 

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Lloyd,
have some vindaloo on me. Don't drink the water and bring lots of medication for the inevitable "Delhi Belly". :rolling:
 
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