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Hi Everyone, I just thought I'd put a posting up to see how everyone is, I know some of you guys have either lost your jobs or trashed your bike fairly recently (Maybe an operation is in hand ?) and are recovering Or you might just be as Happy as Pig Shit ! :D (which in that case, Don't you know there's a friggin' recession going on you Selfish B*arrrrstards ! :rolling: )

Either way, there are so many of you out there and my memories so Crap, I'd like you to post whats happening with you at the moment ?

p.s. Yes, I'm fine thanks and looking forward to some nice dry warm weather !
Shit :doh: , that means I'd better move abroad !


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p.p.s No Group Hugs Please !

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I gave up smoking last Friday after 18 years. I work for a bank. I still haven't managed to get a replacement upper LHS fairing for the bike.

How the f*ck do you think I am?

Seriously though - I feel bloody brilliant post ciggies...have taken up running again and done approx 18miles since Friday. Might even make an appearance at football training sometime soon having not kicked a ball in anger for 3 years now.
 

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Hi all

Hiya Rob, hope your well.
Had my op on xmas eve, only went half to plan but hopefully I won't need anything but physio now:rolleyes:

I'm setting my sights on a new nelli this year:clap:, plus I'm hoping to get my arse to more of the race meetings ( as a spectator of course)

Well done Scotland on kicking the **** into touch:bow: , I did it 10 years ago and it was the best thing I ever did, I never took up running but if I did I think I'd have done better than 18 miles in a week !!!even if I'd have stopped every 10 mins to have a *** :D
 

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Hi rob. I'm eager to lose a few pounds - and I don't mean in my wallet. Too much chocolate on the road . Think i'm bored of seeing so much of uk.got back Thursday from Dover and this morning at 3am back down to
Kent .my friday night is a lay by in rugby !.good luck getting the tre at russ's.
 

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hey Rob. hope you had a good xmas?

I was away in Oz and am now hating being back in the cold, wet winter. Am trying to get my sh*t together and get some exercise - have started to cycle 10 miles to work a couple of times a week. Bloomin' freezing so far but I figure it can only get better :confused:. Once we've had some more rain to rinse away the road salt I'll be using the Nelli whenever possible :D :D :D

Work-wise I am fairly lucky in that gambling is quite recession-proof! I work for a financial & sports Spread-betting firm and there seem to be still plenty of punters out there with money to burn.

Gambling and prostitution are always in demand but I don't have the necessary figure for the latter...! :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

cheers,
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So dom your the one we need to see to work out a bet on how sunny its going to be and maybe a side bet on who's going to need a coil stick first after the winter lay off.that's dedication cycling to work - just no Lycra !
 

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Dom, you Lucky Git, Oz in the Warm sounds good, actually you mentioning gambling I'm booked to go to the Casino next week as a bit of a Piss up with the lads, I'm a Casino virgin !:rolling: So it should be fun, although I've made sure I've booked a taxi to take us to the pub an hour after we get there so we don't end up too skint, :doh: I can't comment on the prostitution thing because I've never met you ! :rolling:

Angus, I reckon you'd look good in a bit of lycra ;) it would match your New look ! By the way, You certainly get about Angus, didn't some celeb. make a gaff about Truck drivers being Murderers, at least we can trace your movement on this forum, Police take note ! :rolling:

Johnny, I'm glad to hear you're on the mend buddy and even more so eager to get back on it ! I hope the Physio is female and dressed in a nice white uniform ! ;) good luck getting another Nelli :bow:

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hiya rob
recession what f-cking recession, busniess is booming , not had time to scratch my arse never mind polish nellie, new air filter & new panniers sat waiting to be fitted, just hope i get time to fit them before summer when i have the three months off to enjoy nellie. hell life can be hard, but we all have our crosses to bare :excited:
 

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hiya rob
recession what f-cking recession, busniess is booming , not had time to scratch my arse never mind polish nellie, new air filter & new panniers sat waiting to be fitted, just hope i get time to fit them before summer when i have the three months off to enjoy nellie. hell life can be hard, but we all have our crosses to bare :excited:
Yo dude, I know what you mean, I must admit the first week after Crimbo was a little slack but this week has been absolute fooking bedlam ! So I guess I can't complain. What I wanna know is how come you get to have 3 months off !!!!!

You Lucky bbbbbbbb...................ugger !

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All`s Good In Old London Town

Hi Rob mate, all good for me, work is good, got lots coming in, the Company i am with works for lots of Private Schools & Churchs so the credit crunch has not affected us so far. My baby is having her long awaited paint job. I have given up swearing for new year as my mouth has been likened to a sewer :mad: :mad: , its worse than giving up smoking :rolling: :rolling:
cant wait for the summer to get out on the bike & i am off to the TT in june & the Maldives in October :clap: :clap:
 

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Nice one Lee, I made a list of New Years resolutions but didn't bother taking any up, swearing was one of them but with having to put up with so many plumbers & gas fitter customers I couldn't possibly give up the verbal abuse & swearing :D

Nice to hear your off to the TT, and the Maldives ! (I'll pack my suitcase then, :rolling: )

Lets hope I can make it to the Party in Brighton !!!!

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Hi Rob

I've been bitten well and truely in the ass by the present job situation. I'm off to the dole office next week to hang with the drugies drunks and low lifes. BY october i'll probably be having a short stay at one of her Magisties hotels for not paying my council tax, but i'm NOT BITTER IN ANY BLOODY WAY WOT SO EVER
(On the upside I DO OWN THE MOST EXCLUSIVE COLOURED NELLI ASWEL) :rolling:
(Its just a joke)
 

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Nice one Lee, I made a list of New Years resolutions but didn't bother taking any up, swearing was one of them but with having to put up with so many plumbers & gas fitter customers I couldn't possibly give up the verbal abuse & swearing :D

Nice to hear your off to the TT, and the Maldives ! (I'll pack my suitcase then, :rolling: )

Lets hope I can make it to the Party in Brighton !!!!

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

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if you look good in a bikini mate & can suck a golf ball down a 20ft hose pipe, you can come mate......if not it will be brighton :rolling: :rolling:
 

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Hi Rob,

still got the Nelli, but I don't ride it, particularily because I am not confident enough it will not break down! Still got the joint leak (not repaired despite asking for it back in May ), still got the engine going in high temp (as experienced last september) :doh: . I have to go to Reddog at some point to get it repaired , but It is too much assle to go there at the moment for me.

My mate is organising a trip to Jerez's motogp - that's the nearest holiday plan in mind so far.:)

Biking aside, that's all fun, got a back-dated pay rise with a promotion at my banking job :ele: , got a nice fellow girl as a flatmate, and I have worked like hell recently to get the girl I fancy mine ;)


Marc-O
 

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Hi Rob,

still got the Nelli, but I don't ride it, particularily because I am not confident enough it will not break down! Still got the joint leak (not repaired despite asking for it back in May ), still got the engine going in high temp (as experienced last september) :doh: . I have to go to Reddog at some point to get it repaired , but It is too much assle to go there at the moment for me.

My mate is organising a trip to Jerez's motogp - that's the nearest holiday plan in mind so far.:)

Biking aside, that's all fun, got a back-dated pay rise with a promotion at my banking job :ele: , got a nice fellow girl as a flatmate, and I have worked like hell recently to get the girl I fancy mine ;)


Marc-O
Well Marc, at first glance you sounded on a downer but having read the latter parts it sounds like your on the UP ! :rolleyes:

Jerez sounds good, I am a little confused with our Motor Sports here as Next year Formula "Crappy" One goes to Donnington and MotoGP goes to Silverstone, how Mad is that ! :rolling:

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I am still working in the US Air Force. I am doing a staff job which is to say that I am not flying on this tour. Family is doing great and adapting to american schools for the first time in their life. Being 95% British educated meant (and with no sugar coating) they were really far ahead in their reading levels but way behind in mathematics. Brits are crap at math teaching but man they had my kids reading at incredibly young ages! Sold a couple houses in UK at right time before bubble popped. Built in sunny Florida..anyone up for a visit? Wife still isn't working...she wants to stay at home and be a housewife. let me quanitfy that: She works very hard but makes no money. We adopted a dog for xmas this year that was going to be euthanised. He is awesome and we named him Tre' (surprise, surprise). Obviously a bike connection but also he was in kennel number three and he is our third dog. It is cold here in florida this week...sub freezing but last week I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the 70 degree days. Can't win them all.
 

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Hmmmmm, where do I start?

I'm doing alright I s'pose. Considering the medication I'm on means I can't raise a bloody smile never mind the titanic and I seem to have women throwing themselves at me, then I'm doing just great!!!:rolling:

Went down to see this chic in England (not the friggin' phsyco one that I've spoke about in the past), looked yummy on the website, got there and had to stop myself from driving the 5 hours back up home. So I got pissed and took my contact lenses out to see if that would help. Nope. She demanded sex that night and when I turned her down she flipped. Thought she was gonna cut my throat:D Told me she'd never been turned down because she was HOT:rolling:
Stopped speaking to her after she discovered that her 23 year old friend wanted to jump my bones ..... Now, she WAS lovely.
Miss my Nelli to hell and back and I'm planning on moving to Oz by this summer for good. One way ticket and all that stuff and the crazy part is, I'm going there on a (wait for it) ... potential spouse visa:rolling:
Ex girlfriend wants to marry me (she moved there 15 years ago) so that I can get a visa but she's told me I'm not allowed to bring any women into her house or else that's it! Bugger it! Why not?
I'm having a stuffed crust BBQ chicken pizza for my dinner tonight and 'll surf the net for completely random and useless facts that might just pop up in a pub quiz. And that my friends is that;)

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Did you know that the earth is the only planet not named after a god and that the word Google means a number with a million zeros on the end of it;)
 

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he's back..........

Nice one Al :bow: , So at least you're no longer just a Myth !:D And you actually have standards then and obviously you hadn't had enough to drink for the "Beer Goggle" effect to come into play with that, erm, lady !!! either that or she was goddam pig ugly ! :rolling:

And by the sounds of you're also full of Useless information googled off the internet, aaaaah, life couldn't be sweeter then Al ;)

You Lucky Bugger ! :clap:


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