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She looks like a bit of a 'Balloon' if you ask me :doh:

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marks out of 2.......... i would give her 1 :rolling: :rolling:

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Does she have a sister ? . It would get me a beating from mrs A dangle but I could live with that !. Good luck and have a good night.

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Not too shabby fella!!!

I thought this was going to be an Undertones thread - what a classic...surely the only hit song ever to include the word Subbuteo!!

Now, I've got a cousin called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the same

Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mothers little golden boy

He's gotta degree in economics
Maths - physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
Cos I hate university challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
Cos he flicked the kick
And I didn't know

Oh my perfect cousin ..

His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
Cos Kevin he's in love with himself

Oh my perfect cousin
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