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Hiya lads, sorry Iv'e only had fleeting visits to the forum and my apologies to any newbies that I may have missed out on welcoming to what is the best band of enthusiastic, friendly, knowledgable, go out of their way to help you, argumentative, back stabbing, who knows which way they swing perverts who also like to ride nelli's that there is! :D

just a quick up date on how you get on when you smash a nelli head on into what turned out to be a very hard saab :doh: (her fault not mine)

well I'm back in work and off light duties, not that there's any heavy duties when you work on an ambulance :eek:
Iv'e nearly shaken off my injuries, but there's a couple I'll just have to live my life around (well at least I'm still here).
And I go for what should be my final consultation with the specialist next month and should find out if I'll be able to climb onboard a bike again, which if ok'd will definately be another nelli :ele: :ele: if they haven't all been sold :rolleyes: .

It has been just over 12 months since my get off and I just wanna say thanks to the following : Rob for the PM's asking how I was, BBA who's threads have had me pissing myself, Angus for obviously the being the most helpful one on the forum and the one who mother's us all espesially when he's got his make up and blonde wig on!, all the other lads who's posts have kept me entertained and my mam and dad....... err sorry that's from the wrong speech :eek:

anyway I might not be able to get on as often as I'd like and I don't always have an opinion on some of the threads (or choose not to in case of fisticuffs) but cheer's lads and hope to meet up with some of you at one of the gatherings.

PS Lee, I would definately vote for you mate, it's a pity you don't live in my constituency and when the new crusades start I'll stand side by side with you, three cheer's for ENGLAND and ST GEORGE, up the alamo and anything else that'll rouse the troops.
PPS Johnyrottin, you and the lads be careful while your out there building sand castles :bow: :bow: :bow:
 

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Hope all goes well with the final consultation J1C;) I'll keep my fingers crossed for you matey. Now that you've joined the Nelli clan you'll always be a member even if you never buy another Nelli. In fact, I reckon at the next meet we should all slit the palms of our hands and join hands to make us blood brothers. I've seen Indians do it in spaghetti westerns and it's a perfectly safe thing to do. Just think, that way you'll always have a little bit of me inside you (fnar fnar):rolling: I'd much rather do that than play soggy biscuit;)
Keep us all informed of your progress Johnny, heal fast and ride even faster:bow:

Al:D
 

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Ugh no, that's just wrong!

Cheer's BBA,
I'm not sure on the "little bit of you inside me" tho, made my tight masculine one way only bum hole tighten up and feel all funny :eek:
that sort of thing is down to Ffluffy and the pink brigade isn't it, besides I like girlies I do:clap:

take it easy mate,
 

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Only meee!

Light! what light Rob?.....Why's it gone all dark....Arrgh bastard Iv'e just stubbed my f*cking toe!
I tell you what I'll give it like a man mate, taking it's for the ladies.

see you soon,
 

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Johnny, welcome back and best wishes on the continuing recovery.
Well, now you're back you'll be looking at next May's Bank Holiday at Roy Bridge for the biggest Benelli gathering ....'in the world' [sorry London, I'm assuming it's all gone quiet down south :p ]
 

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howdy doody

Cheer's Kurt,
Bob, i will do everything I can to be there mate, :ele:

just watched the vid clip "how to marshall a jet" god it's f*cking brilliant being british :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

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Well, now you're back you'll be looking at next May's Bank Holiday at Roy Bridge for the biggest Benelli gathering ....'in the world' [sorry London, I'm assuming it's all gone quiet down south :p ]
Just remind me not to get completely rat arsed and unable to do a ride the following day as the last one sounded great and I spent most of my time lying in bed nursing a hangover:doh: I wouldn't have minded but I couldn't even download filth to my Blackberry because I could barely get a signal inside the cabins:rolling:

Al:D
 

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Don't know how I missed your earlier post of a few days ago Johnny but It's good to see you back on the Forum again.

Hope you make a full recovery soon and look forward to you being able to get yer leg over again (if you pardon the expression) :)
 
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