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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him?" he says.
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says
the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?" said the man
"No" said the vet , "Because he's bloody heavy."

What's the biggest difference between men and women?
What they mean, when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."

Al;)
 

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Man takes his cat to the vets.
Vet says 'Is it a Tom?'
Man replies 'No, it's outside in't car'


Sorry, the old ones are the best :rolling:
 
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