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Sorry folk, it's got to be done,


1, FOR SALE ~ One microphone & Stool, in good condition £95, Please contact Ronan Or Keith.

2, Michael Jackson was dissapointed when Steven Gately arrived at heaven, he thought they said someone from the BOYS HOME was coming !

3, There was a wee singer called Gately,
Who hasn't been singing much lately,
after a bottle of Rum,
and a C*ck up his bum,
his trip to the Sun ended fatally !

4, Spanish police suspect that Steven Gately may have been on a bender before he died !



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spanish police have said that he was found with chocolate round his ringer and that they are questioning george michael who they suspect may have been careless with his whisper!!!
 

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police have revealed that steven gatley may have died of a boxing injury, a police spokesman said "he had taken a right pounding in the ring" :rolling:
 

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Many stars have commented on Stephen Gately's death. Ronan Keating said his friend will be missed. Louis Walsh said what a pleasure he'd always been to work with. Michael Barrymore said it wasn't him.
 

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the post mortem of steven gately reealed that he had dried fruit up his arse, the police think he's been date raped :doh:
 

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Stephen Gately's partner wants him cremated and his ashes put in a curry...so he can feel him slide out of his arse one more time!
 

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police now say that steven gately died in a motorbike accident cos he had skid marks on his helmet :rolleyes:
 

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Jeez I got most of these in texts this week

How long and how many texts does it take to sweep the country with these?

The curry one is best:D
 

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I heard about his death on the radio on Sunday late afternoon - by 9pm SUnday night I must have had 6 different jokes at least two or three times each !!!!

Guess who the 1st one was from (clue it wasnt BBA - but another prolific poser - errr I mean poster on here who is currently Benelli-less)
 

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Snap! Radio FM :rolling:
 

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first Jacko,then Steven Gately,Now H from steps!!!!!!

 

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Clever!

NICE ONE FRED!!:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

I'd have these letters a little bigger tho':rolling:

 

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Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis

I don't care if he was Arther or Marther just...

There goes another great singer, yep he's up there with the best now, did anyone on here follow his career??...:doh:
 
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