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Hello one and all, I thought you might like this!

For some time now many of us have wondered who Jack Schitt is! We find ourselves at a lost when someone ask's you "don't you know who Jack Schitt is? Well here are the facts!

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt is a fertilizer developer who is married to O Schitt, she is the owner of Needeep N Schitt Inc. She has one son, Jack!

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple had produced six children, Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, not forgetting the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!

Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel seremony. The wedding announcement in the news papers announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Bird and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world.

He recently returned home from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt!

Now when someone say's "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them!


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