When I was in the forces stationed in Germany I had a mate who was from Zimbabwe, he picked up a "bird" in a bar one night and dissapeared for an hour or so. When he came back he had a face like thunder, when asked why he replied that he was getting it on and put his hands down "her" knickers to find the wrong genitals!!!!
After we picked ourselves up from the floor from laughter we asked him what did he do, to which he replied "I kicked the F*** out of it and knicked it's wallet!:rolling: